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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
CASEY: Good thing I bought that laser pen from the Japanese booth. It burns through anything.
CHUCK: I thought Sarah specifically said no shopping.
CASEY: Just scooch over here and grab it with your mouth. Get your mouth over here and pull it out of my inside pocket! Let’s go!
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Show me the targets with your glasses, Morgan. And try not to move.
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